Uhm-hello

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

durnesque-esque:

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

Goddess of All Worlds

(Source: princessblogonoke)