my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
you are satan
The sexual tension between you and your posters as you’re getting dressed
I can only imagine how hot and bothered my world map gets.
#enough to cause global warming
#You’ve been hit by #You’ve been struck by #A Smooth Criminal
I’ve come to the conclusion that morphing Jensen Ackles with anyone will enhance their attractiveness 10x i mean
And I mean anyone
are yoU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!?